Want your license? Get Naked

Welcome to Naugatuck, Connecticut. Home of, well I don’t know. I don’t know what the heck they have in Connecticut. But now, they have the world’s coolest driver’s license inspector. Kevin Chagnon, 48 years old ( kinda young for a dirty old man, but hey ) had a 20something female student who kept failing and failing her driver’s license test. Kevin, being the caring inspector that he is, offered his student an alternative. I don’t know how the conversation went, so here’s my interpretation.

‘Take off your clothes for me, and I’ll pass you.’ Says Kevin. ‘Well, you’s be the teacher, so I gots to listen to you’ – says the student. Said student then proceeds to take off her clothes.

Apparently the student figured out something was fishy, and stopped the stripshow before she was completely nude. There’s no official word on how far she went, but Mr. Chagnon did issue a license, so I’m sure he got an eyeful of something.

So what did Mr. Chagnon get for his efforts? Paid administrative leave. Not too shabby, methinks.


Published on January 18, 2007 in Misc

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