10 Vehicles that will Increase the size of your Manhood

Some guys just don’t measure up. Many think there’s nothing you can do about it, but there is hope! With the vehicles on this list, you can turn your life around, and get all the ladies you can handle in no time.

  1. 2003 hummer h1 Hummer H1. While the Hummer H2 and H3 will produce moderate size increases, the Hummer H1 is well-known to be the king in this department. No other vehicle will produce the same results as the legendary Hummer H1 – just ask the ladies. Unfortunately, they don’t make the Hummer H1 anymore, so you’ll have to find a used one. The H1 is sure to add at least 10 inches in every case. In rare cases, some women have actually been known to grow a penis just by driving an H1.
  2. 2007 cadillac escalade ext Cadillac Escalade. A favorite of rappers as well as rich old white men, the Escalade will surely not disappoint. It is second in prowess only to the venerable Hummer H1. For extra length, be sure to pick up the Escalade EL, or the Escalanche EXT. You can expect to pick up 8-9 inches with your new Escalade.
  3. 2007 Hummer H2 Hummer H2. While the H2 is no match for it’s big brother, it remains one of the most impressive vehicles to drive if you’re looking for some help in certain areas. The Hummer H2 is Extra Large, and in no time, you will be too.
  4. 2007 dodge ram mega cab hemi Dodge Ram. For maximum effect, the Mega Cab with the Hemi is recommended. Note : If you buy the Dodge Ram because you require it for your job, the effect is void. It must be a strictly voluntary purchase, and it’s recommended that the truck be used only for non-truck duty. Driving from your suburban home to your office job is a great example.
  5. 2006 Ferarri F430 Ferrari F430. While the F430 is out of reach for most would-be owners, it is the entry level Ferrari, and the cheapest point of entry. For those who can afford it, the F430 will produce a solid 5 inch gain.
  6. 2007 GMC Yukon Denali XL GMC Yukon XL. An SUV that is huge for the sake of being huge, the Yukon XL ( and it’s Chevy Suburban twin ) has been a favorite of the small-penis crowd for years. Remember, to achieve maximum effect, you must ride alone in the Yukon XL at least 70% of the time. If it’s used for work, the benefits are canceled.
  7. 2007 porsche boxter Porsche Boxter. The Boxter is especially popular because it’s one of the least expensive cars on this least, yet it still produces measurable results.
  8. 2007 chevrolet corvette Chevrolet Corvette. A classic. In recent times, however, several vehicles have stepped up and taken the Corvette’s crown in the manhood lengthening area. The Corvette is still a solid choice, if you’re not looking for extreme gains.
  9. 2007 jeep commander Jeep Commander. The Commander is a wannabe Hummer H2 – there’s just no hiding it. Since it does exude a certain amount of excess macho-tasticness, you will see a small gain with the Commander – but it’s no Hummer.
  10. 2007 nissan titan crew cab Nissan Titan. A truck that’s bigger than it needs to be, and has more power than anyone needs – the Titan wraps up our list. You won’t see Cadillac or Hummer sized gains here, but if you’re just looking for an extra inch or so, the Titan is just what the doctor ordered.

Published on February 26, 2007 in Misc

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